Someone Ate My Cereal
When Life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life'll be all like whut?
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she really did not want to take my order
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The ‘yes or no’ game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
c’mon :)
do it do it do it
please do it lovelies!
Please!:(
(Source: saocore)
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can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
(Source: rareity)
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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imagine avril lavigne as a mom
“hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend”
“but mom!”
“no way no way youre never gonna see him”
“MOM”
“HEY HEY YOU YOU YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED”
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me
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those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
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Joe. Somerset, England. 19. I like Blink, Greenday, Sum 41 that kind of thing. I've seen pretty much every film ever which is pretty sad I guess. This blog is full of things that make me laugh, go like 'hmmmm' or generally exhibit an emotional response. If i had to describe myself in one word it would be thestrangeandconfusinglovechildofshaggyve
